May 2012
Don’t call the majority of the female population sluts if yours going to act like a douche of a male and string them all along just to get your dick wet.
I am so keen to see your pretty face
/barely sees you for the whole night and dances with other girls right in front of you.
Males haven’t changed one single bit. Lol
I hate missing people.
I cannot stop saying
"To the left, to the left..." Whenever anything left is the subject matter.
"Friday, friday gotta get down on friday..." Whenever the word friday is used
coopers green, marlboro golds, sex and the city & kitten cuddles.
Pre partying like a boss
T minus eight months
Anonymous asked: Back with Peter or is he just using you as a fuck buddy because you're that desperate?
I'm never going to understand women.
Ask anything →
Aurora’s fallen asleep in Peter’s arms…sweet mother of god this is too cute for me to handle.
ra-punzel:
Being called “unpatriotic” for not supporting/liking the Origin Football game, ahahahahah oh god, shut up. This is a stupid game, not a war, how am I unpatriotic, because I don’t like watching guys run around a field and tackle each other.
It’s just a game guuuuuuise
girl reblogging photo of herself: lol bringing this back (:
mike wazowski: put that thing back where it came from or so help me
People are really creepy & the biggest problem is that I don’t think they know that they’re creepy, they think it’s normal behaviour.